Help?
How can I help you, when you won't even TRY to help yourself? COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT!
How do you think I feel, huh? What about MY needs? You think YOUR ISP connection is slow?! Mine won't connect any higher than 24KB!!!! SO Stop Whining and get back to Surfing, okay? (Sorry, I don't know where that outburst came from...it's just all these broadband and DSL ads I keep getting, and it won't be available in my area until 2017 A.D....)
